Scrubone’s being silly, so I think I should be allowed to as well. Anyway, time for a break from this essay I’m writing 😉
toilet roll held between index and middle finger
I just made the earth-shattering discovery that it is impossible to squash a toilet-roll with just two fingers, as is shown in the photo. Try it for yourself. You’re not allowed to use your thumb like Mum and Lyd were doing.
And in other news, Planned Parenthood has stated that there has been a huge surge in maternal deaths in South Africa, below is an excerpt…
“There has been a 20 per cent increase in maternal deaths between 2005 and 2007, when compared to the previous three-year period, with and AIDS accounting for over 40 per cent of the deaths (43.7%)…
…The report defines ‘maternal deaths’ as ‘deaths of women while pregnant or within 42 days of termination of pregnancy from any cause related to or aggravated by the pregnancy or its management, but not from accidental or incidental causes’…
…Deaths due to non-pregnancy related infections peak at 25-29 years and this peak is mirrored in deaths due to complications of abortion and pregnancy related sepsis following a viable pregnancy.”
Stupid UN.
Fail